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James Bond and the Olympics suck now

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:42:21 +0000

Guest Kyle Kinane: Kyle visits the sights in Vegas; NBC delays hockey coverage so it can be viewed in HD by Americans, which is all they care about; Mike Milbury calls Russian hockey team Euro Trash; Without Russia as a nemesis, we don’t know who to write in as the villain; Ozzie Guillen is tweeting despite Kenny Williams’ protests; Tony Kornheiser gets suspended for talking like Tony Kornheiser; Tiger Woods apologizes to kindergartners; adulation of sports writers as artists; Jason Williams gets 18 months for killing a limo driver

Buisness sex apology

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:49:17 +0000

Tiger Woods gives a creepy apology that for his buisness sex scandal; People complain that it was robotic and not sincere, including body language experts, sports psychologists and sports ethicists; Golf writers boycotted something they were uninvited to; Yankees PR guy says Tiger’s apology was a disaster; Sports fans refuse to believe anyone can be a sex addict; Golf bloggers only care about when he is going to play next; NBC forces Tony Dungy to watch figure skating; Russian loses to American in figure skating despite doing his quad jump which he unveils every four years; Johnny Weir loves to wear dead animals;

Opening Ceremonies…Too Joyful

admin — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 23:31:01 +0000

VLR recaps their Valentines Day/Chinese New Year that consisted of a overly Patriotic Monster Truck Show and a nameless mobbed up bar in China Town; Kro’s autism is used for good and evil; A Luger died in the Olympics and Canada is to blame along with “human error”; Writers are upset that a kid’s sled ride has become a death race; America tries to fix Olympic events we know nothing about; NBA all star weekend is an entertainment debacle; Daytona 500 is delayed for hours because of a pothole

Things are fat and sassy over here in Asia

admin — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:28:51 +0000

Guest Aarron Foster & kid Christian: Winter Olympics begin with a luging death and the hop that US will get out of its recession; Ski Cross is a new event that tries to compete with the X games; HBO Real Sports does an in depth look at the Olympics with Frank Deford asking Johnny Weir if he is gay and making fun of curling; Hockey coach trying to find tickets on craigslist; Lindesy Vonn’s injury infuriates media who created her; Frank thomas retires from baseball 2 years after he is done playing; NBA all Star game in Dallas and new basketball objexts are eligible for the Hall of Fame; Audience member to VLR Super Bowl show believes that Bret Favre would be there; Valentine’s Day commercials on sports talk radio; VLR Valentines Day plans include monster truck shows and Chinatown

Quit asking questions, and do what we say

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:21:19 +0000

Media believes Peyton Manning’s legacy is now ruined because he personally lost the Super Bowl; Drew Brees has fully embraced being a son of New Orleans; “Manning has fluffy numbers”; Peter King talks about the closed door meetings about the Football H.O.F. and how some Denver writer lied to get Floyd Little in; Super Bowl had more viewers than MASH finale, and Nielsen ratings continue to be biggest swindle; Super Bowl commercials were all website ads that were to be continued; The Who might of finally embarassed the Super Bowl into booking younger acts; More bad Super Bowl halftime shows; People furiuos about the E Trade baby changing; Man commercials are over the top;

Do You know what America believes?

admin — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:57:57 +0000

VLR gets listeners ready for the big game; VLR live Super Bowl Show needs tweaking and some comics don’t make the cut; Super Bowl myths: 1) Sewers bursting at halftime, 2) How much money host city gets, 3) How many people watch it, 4) How much beer is consumed, 5) Disney is a wasteland, 6) Domestic Abuse highest day; Play it as it lies, Wilt Chamberlain and Willie Mays; Mays claims he stopped an ejection by grabbing umpires arm; Steven Segal’s karate lies; Bad Super Bowl Halftime Shows

I’m not a cheater, I’m a dumber

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:13:57 +0000

Media is furious about the Pro Bowl “charade”, writing articles in Instant Message format; Peter King suggests a sports psychologist for Nate Kaeding; Rex Ryan apropriately gives the finger to Dolphin fans at an MMA event; Herschel Walker wins an MMA fight which makes VLR wonder what other sports 80s NFL players can dominate; Harlem Globetrotters will play a game on ice, all 40 of them; Phil Mickelson is accused of cheating at golf, leading to a white war of words;

Pete Townsend is not going to rape your kid

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:51:02 +0000

Guest Mark Vana; VLR gets used to the new elevators in the “buisness zone”; Pro Bowl is upcoming in Miami and noone wants to play in it, VLR comes up with better alternatives; New Orleans mayor needs Super Bowl tickets; Tim Tebow abortion ad creates controversy and calls in to show; Miami warns their citizens that Pete Townsend is coming into town; other people who do their own investigations; Media can not believe that Cooper Manning does not hate his normal life; More hilarious Tiger details come out about Thanksgiving night debacle and his billionaire sexual habits; No Argument Here: Plato, Sean talks about his Philosophy class and Floyd’s theory on jars

You Altered Pitchers Lives!

Sean Flannery — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:46:29 +0000

(second half of show, after server crashed in first half)

Mark McGwire “comes clean” on steroids. Ernie Banks says Sosa should too. Carlton Fisk is crunching his own numbers to re-evaluate careers in the steroid era. A butterfly effect has been introduced- wondering what lives McGwire ruined. A dealer wants to implicate Michael Vick in a steroid scandal, but the news does not care about steroids in football. Sports fans only care about comparing records over earas. The NFL didn’t even care about most stats until the 1990s. All Baseball stats from the 1920s were lies from drunk reporters.

Visitors’ Rocker Room

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:52:54 +0000

VLR gets listeners ready to watch the AFC & NFC championship games; America does not know who to root for between New Orleans and Bret Favre; Prince writes a song for the Vikings and then calls into the show; Rex Ryan is called the Clarence Clemons of the NFL while the Colts remain coachless; the media attempts to make Mark Sanchex into Joe Namath; 60 Minutes can not believe how big Samoans are; Samoan pride versus Japanese honor; Austrailian Open is a lawless frat tennis party; Haiti benefit concert and Pat Robertson’s hilarious deal with the devil comment