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Technically, a bear is a monster fox

admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 21:37:29 +0000

Last day of Sean’s combover; Albert Haynesworth can not pass an absurd conditioning test; Dez Bryant just doesnt get it because players want to avoid change; Hazing has saved lives; Ozzie Guillen is upset Latin players don’t get interpreters; Mel Gibson makes hilarious tapes; Argument in Chinatown, “there is no standard time”; North Korea shames their soccer team and banishes their coach to a factory job; Man gets into North Korea with monster rabbits

The combover would of saved Plato’s life

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:23:15 +0000

CJ explains his bad Sunday from, locked cars to bad beats; Sean doesn’t agree with locking doors; Perfect poker player is crazy; More ungooglables; Baseball Hall of Fame inducts John Fogerty’s song “Centerfield”; Doc Gooden is being celebrated by the Mets and writers are not happy; Men’s softball are not allowed to hit too many Home Runs; Rick Reilly runs with the bulls and whacks them across the nose with newspaper and angers Americans who don’t like Ugly Americans;

I don’t care about being comfortable, I just want to defeat nature

admin — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:36:08 +0000

Air Conditioning is the most important thing of the summer; Movie Review of the Predator franchise; Native American lacrosse team not allowed to leave the U.S.; Noone cares about A-Rod hitting 600 Home runs; Nick Saban calls agents pimps; USC returns Reggie Bush’s Heisman; GM David Kahn calls Chris Webber a schmuck; Middle aged white men are the funniest people on the planet; Charlotte writer believes Steven Jackson will seek his own justice on robbers;

Two Words for you Larry Bird…South Beach

admin — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:08:06 +0000

Guest: Nate Craig; Sean finds that he is not taken seriously with a combover; Transformers 3 shuts down Chicago; People are upset that Lebron James is using his money to buy a house; Michael Jordan criticizes Lebron; Dwayne Wade apologizes for 9/11 analogy; Sean gives inside information on going through a wall; AJ Burnett injures himself during tantrum; Cliff Lee is traded again because he is an unreported jerk; Steve Sabol fills in for Peter King and writes in grandiose statements;fireworks disaster at ballpark

New Website

Sean Flannery — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 21:13:02 +0000

visitorslockerroom.com is being moved to a new website. Sorry for being unavailable during the last week, but we hope to have the new, better-running server available today.

I guess hell just got a better baseball team

admin — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 19:06:43 +0000

Yankees P.A. Bob Sheppard dies and its legendary; elders and cell phones do not get along; George Steinbrenner dies and people have their obituaries over prepared; Bill Lee is not upset about the passing; Time does not have to pass to spit on a grave for English paper; Future generations will be amazed that the MLB All Star game determined home field advantage for the World Series; British Open is a wonderment of a live beast called the links; Top paid divorces; Odd basketball celebrities want to play for the Heat; Woman claims she bought a diamond Lebron James necklace for $5; Barefoot criminal steals planes and mother is concerned;

The Curse has left Cleveland

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:34:10 +0000

Lebron makes decision on ESPN in 80 minutes of hilarious television; Jim Gray has foreplay with Lebron before asking only important question; Cavs fans burn jerseys supposedly because of how Lebron made his decision; Owner Dan Gilbert puts out hilarious open letter to fans calling James a coward; Art Modell says he is still the most hated man in Cleveland; Media wakes up in the morning thinking about they feel about Lebron James; -break- Highest rated show was a Cleveland break up; Jason Werth screams at a dad for catching a foul ball in front of his kid

You wouldn’t know it by its military might, but America sucks at soccer

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 22:42:44 +0000

US Soccer is out of the World Cup and America dismisses the sport; The road to the final four could not of been easier; US is lucky that the people don’t care if they lose; Uruguay maliciously ised his hands to win a soccer game; Lebron allows NBA teams to pitch him, and Cleveland just uses sick children; MLB All Star game has no idea what it wants to be; Charlie Manuel selects an absurd roster; Sean begins his “combover” look;

Its kind of hard to not light cars on fire

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 23:47:21 +0000

Guests: Hannibal Burress & Kyle Kinane; Donated Hair to cancer wigs and combover philosophy; Hannibal enters the world of gambling; Ron Artest gives hilarious celebration speech thanking his psychiatrist; TJ Simers is dulled with the NBA Finals; U.S. pulls monumental comeback from 2 goals in World Cup; Perfect soccer team would be insult comics and rodeo clowns; World Cup should be played by children; Maradona tells reporters to suck it; Cyclist cheats by putting a motor on a bike

That blown call helped me be a better parent

admin — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 23:18:31 +0000

VLR is joined by guest the Loan Shark and he is not happy with the loose ship of fearless; Umpire Jim Joyce ruins a perfect game with blown call, and it becomes a life lesson for parents; Jim Joyce calls in to explain his blown call and how he really isn’t remorseful; Bud Selig refuses to overturn the call; NHL does replay right, hilariously; NBA Finals becomes one big promotion for an Adam Sandler movie; Lebron plans a world tour of free agency including a Larry King appearance; 80s basketball was punching a player in the face; The loan shark gives dietary advice